Our newest Guest Blogger is Ally! Here's her blog for the first episode of Bethenny Ever After:Bethenny is back... along with sex, a new apartment, and some insecurities! It was mild start to the second year of marriage but the premiere party of Skinny Girl Sangria starts the show off right!! Bethenny feels that now she can say with a straight face Skinny Girl is a brand. No argument here!! What started as a margarita drink has blossomed into way more then just drinks, there are recipes, cleanses, and beauty products, Skinny Girl definitely is a household brand!
Bethenny has made it no secret that the second year of marriage is hard for her. She wants to be a good mother, wife, keep the romance and run a business.
All the previews told us "Jason's penis has cob webs", "you have to have a date night or go away to get laid properly." However Bethenny is at least talking about sex plenty! She and Jason discussed how many times a week they used to have sex and now that number is lower because of being parents and running a business. Jason wants that number up but 5 times a week is too much for Bethenny, "If your penis was shooting diamonds I wouldn't be having sex 5 times a week...and I like diamonds." Hysterical! But yet so awkward that she discussed her Lisa Lampanelli's husband's ball size! "Are they like Cabernet glass big?" And then joking about sending her new assistant over to his place to take a picture. Totally Bethenny though, loved it!!!She's admitted that a relationship is hard work and it still is for her, "I have to work at being in a relationship" but yes she is committed to her marriage and making it work. She admits to Dr. Amador that she gets out of breath when talking to Jason about financial topics and how trust is still something they work on when it concerns money. She feels like the villain of the relationship explaining that everyone always asks 'what it's like to have the perfect husband?' She then feels that they think she's a lunatic and owns her crazy moments yet at the same time feels on occasion she makes sense. She also says that if she and Jason have a problem with another person he will talk to her in private about the situation yet in front of that person she has to confront them and therefore feels like the villain again. She feels like nothing is ever good enough. Last season Jason complained Bethenny didn't go see his parents enough then Bethenny reveals that he says now every 7 weeks isn't enough even though they see Bryn every 3-4 weeks, it's about time he understand her demanding work schedule and deal with the fact that she will see them when she has time, Jason's parents seem like great people and are probably more understanding about the situation.
Bethenny has decided that her apartment she once thought was so perfect they have now out grown. Really?! Bethenny was in her home office, that you could put in an envelope and mail for 45 cents, with Bryn on her lap, false eyelashes in her hand, surrounded by at least 4 people, an assistant working in the hallway. "I'm running an empire and we don't have a seat for every ass". And then everyone tells her they crawl under the desks as a tunnel because of all the things that occur in the office it sometimes is the only way around, yes it is time to get a new place and indeed they have!!
Bethenny tells us she has never owned anything in her life and so this is a huge moment for her and Jason. She allowed Jason to handle most of the dealings because he has owned property. I love though that while he's on the phone discussing apartment details Bethenny is making jokes, yet we all know if the deal didn't go through or plans were not executed her way she would stop the joking and become all serious making it happen in true Bethenny form.
Apartment deal is closed and they become the proud owners of a new apartment that they will be decorating and refurbishing! An office far away from their living area, a big master bedroom, 2 kids rooms, a possible huge closet that Bethenny says "needs to say Mama, you have arrived!", 3 bathrooms, huge windows, wide open space and of course a phenomenal kitchen, sounds like home sweet home to me.
Bethenny and Jason celebrate their new home with champagne discussing her never having owned anything not being able to pay rent sometimes and doing whatever she could to make it happen "selling handbags",even "hookin'" she jokes, so here's to "no more hookin' for your rent" Bethenny you have earned it!
Until next time!
Photo Credit: Bravo
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