Mob Wives: Carla Facciolo Heats Up Jersey Shore

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Le Club located on the Jersey Shore.

Many of you know by now I have this like/not so like thing with Carla Facciolo of Mob Wives.  She has the ability to make me smile and then irk me all in one swoop.  I wonder if Joseph Ferragamo ever feels the way I do?  Anyhow I was cruising along when Underboss asked me if I've seen the latest pictures of Carla "Fuckin" Facciolo.  Carla blocked me ages ago on Twitter.  I will concede I could set up another Twitter account.  I will concede there is a little trick one can do in order to see whichever Twitter account they wish.  However, it is so not that serious & not worth the seconds of effort.  Besides some of our readers love sending us stuff to post.  We sure do thank you from our cold heartless bloggers' hearts.

Mob Wives' Carla Facciolo soaking up the sun.

Moving along, the picture of  Fuckin' Facciolo really is impressive.  Her body is beyond sick for a woman in her mid-forties.  Sick as in unbelievably gorgeous, in case any of you thought I was being snide.  Frankly, her body is 100 times better than mine's.  She could show a few 20 year olds a thing or two when it comes to having & maintaining a rocking body.  It's hard to believe she's the mother of twins.  I have to admit my 8 year old could teach her a thing or two when it comes to the English language.  *shrugs*  Not everyone has brains & beauty.  As always you can click the pictures for a larger view.

Carla Facciolo with Handy Man the guy from season 1 who allegedly groped Renee Graziano & Karen Gravano.

I have to admit Carla epitomizes never letting them see you sweat.  She is just chilling at Le Club located on the infamous Jersey Shore with Handy Man.  Though Carla and I won't be having lunch or doing tea ever.  I hope she's enjoying her weekend @ 23 Ocean Avenue, Long Branch.  I have a feeling she enjoyed a salad for lunch.  I wonder if it was the Salade de Mesclun or Tomato Salad.  Frankly, I'd give the Roasted Heirloom Beet Salad a try.  Handy Man is a cutie pie with a criminal record of course.  I'm thinking Joseph "Joe" Ferragamo is hotter.  I got to give it to Mrs. Facciolo she likes the lookers.

I wonder if Handy Man kept his hands to himself this weekend.

Update:  We originally revealed Handy Man in July 2011, you can read here.  It got a little hot on Twitter June 11, 2012.  Derek a.k.a. Handy Man got a little hot when @LoveMajewski of I Married A Mobster & Deadly Sins revealed she use to cuddle up to his tattoo before Carla Facciolo.  You can follow @LoveMajewski on Twitter if you like by clicking her name.

Photo Credit: Le Club & Carla's Twitter